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    Owatta

    Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

    JLPT is over!
    No more memorizing grammar!

    No more doing exercises!
    (Picture for illustration purposes see my pencil point not even pointing on anywhere meaningful)

    I spent the past week cramming for it.
    But I’m pretty sure I failed WTF.
    Working and trying to study for something is a lot harder than I thought it would be.

    Took a break […]

    No interesting title

    Saturday, September 29th, 2007

    It’s been a terrible week, I swear to god if this goes on all my hair will drop off and there will be nothing there to curl wtf.
    I will be going for a Global Networking Conference tomorrow wtf wah sounds so official.
    Going to meet important people from important companies there and listen to a panel […]

    Chunky X

    Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

    Who would have thought working would mean you have no life other than that?
    Everyday is the same thing: wake up, get dressed, make tuna sandwich, get into car, sleep in car while Fat Her drives, make Milo in office, MSN/wait for people to give me work/watch Full House/pang sai/walk around creative section to look […]

    See you soon Tze

    Saturday, June 30th, 2007

    During dinner, Fat Her managed to knock my spoon of bak kut teh so onto my bare thighs. Damn hot and painful ok!
    I can tell you he got a severe beating from me after that. And then I clipped another bow on his head for good measure wtf.
    This weekend has been an emo […]

    Classes

    Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

    Since I’m discussing classes with Suet now, let me tell you what I’m taking next semester.
    (God I’m dreading going back to Mt Holyoke.)
    Okay! So because I have more than enough credits, I can actually take just 3 classes a semester for senior year
    And because one of the classes is counted under my […]

    Seeing Red

    Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

    God bless the souls of the victims at Virginia Tech.
    I keep thinking what if it had been Mount Holyoke.
    As usual, when it happens that the person who committed the crime isn’t white, people start coming up with racist shit.
    I read on AOL a forum topic titled “Why are Canadians Less Violent?”
    This ignorant redneck […]

    Knit king

    Sunday, August 20th, 2006

    **This is the 3rd time I’m writing this post - first time I accidentally pressed Refresh and 2nd time I forgot to save.What have I been doing the past week?
    1. Emoing over my departure from Melbourne
    I finally admit that LDR is the shittiest thing ever conceived of by the powers above (next to […]

    Crappy emo post 2

    Sunday, August 13th, 2006

    Okay, okay, I found out I actually suck at writing emo posts.Kenny Sia said he laughed when reading my post.
    Even Suet told me she didn’t feel sad at all reading it.
    My heart is breaking and you laugh! *clenches fist till fake nails break*
    Fine la fine la let my life be a joke la. […]

    Happy birthday, Hsin’s sister (name not provided for privacy)

    Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

    Today the Oois were supposed to have a family day and go out to watch a movie.But unfortunately there were no tickets left. We didn’t want to take the risk of driving all the way to Pyramid of Midvalley or wherever and finding out no more reserved tickets either.
    So we decided to cancel plans […]

    Family Outing

    Sunday, June 5th, 2005

    Damnation. I have realised that after redoing my blog layout, all its contents can not be viewed using Internet Explorer. Can only see using Mozilla Firefox. I also dunno why!
    *curses*
    *waits patiently for koneko shaun and koneko darren to finish exams*
    Everybody else using Internet Explorer also has to wait patiently for the problem […]