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    The real story behind Dad’s Pavlovian Theory

    Saturday, July 31st, 2004

    In light of the baffling last two entries, I have thus decided to explain myself and the hint of pervertic-ness that was in Fat Her Ooi’s entry.
    What he was talking about is perfectly innocent, although it’s certainly very mean to a tiny little two year-old girl. When I was young and naive, I used […]

    dad’s pavlovian theory

    Thursday, July 29th, 2004

    To all psychology students
    know why i’m the weird kid that i am? its all down to my dad. Being the mad wannabe scientist, he experimented on me. thanks to him, I’m now a firm believer of the pavlovian theory.
    It all started in the supermarkets when i was small. He did it to me time and […]

    I am Michelangelo

    Thursday, July 29th, 2004

    Since my artwork 2 entries ago was greeted with much acclaim, I shall attempt another masterpiece (and also because I am quite bored).
    Wait, excuse me for a second, is this big-ass gargantuan font better or is the old tiny cute one nicer? Which which? I thought this is better because when I read […]

    Stupid days

    Wednesday, July 28th, 2004

    Min said she misses those days where we were stupid and did terrifically embarrassing stuff.
    Why, are we damn smart now?
    Min said, “No, but now we are more jaga kelakuan and not so klutzy anymore.”
    Let me go back to what we did that was so stupid in the past.
    I was reading Jia Min’s FIRST ever blog […]

    shop till you drop..has never happened to me

    Tuesday, July 27th, 2004

    Joy oh joy!
    I am finally online after 3 days! My streamyx is cured!
    I went shopping on Saturday.
    This is the first time I’ve actually went out for the purpose of shopping ever since Sungei Wang with Ruth and Min.
    WAH LAU I CANNOT BELIEVE IT I AM SHOPPING FINALLY SHOPPING THIS IS SO EXCITING EVEN THO […]

    Things that go bump in the night

    Saturday, July 24th, 2004

    Oh forgot to mention a very disturbing incident that occured today.
    Jia Min, Rabin, Wei Zhen and me were naively sitting in a TGV cinema, absorbed in SPiderman 2 when ALL OF A SUDDEN….
    I smelled this really horrific smell.
    I turned to Wei Zhen and whispered in irritation, “Eh, you fart ar?”
    “No!”
    I turned to the other side. […]

    Warning: serious entry

    Saturday, July 24th, 2004

    I’m looking thru all my photos and getting all nostalgic.
    “Goodness, how unphotogenic I am”.
    But back to this.
    Grace (on the plane now) and Wei Zhen (tomorrow morning)’s leaving for Melbourne really hit me with two things.
    One, I myself am leaving in just one month’s time!
    And two, I will not see many of my friends for possibly […]

    Unleash the beast

    Thursday, July 22nd, 2004

    The temptation to buy the Dior Girly bag is killing me!
    The worst part is, I actually have enough cash to do it. Obviously, genuine Dior Girly is just a far-away dream for me. But now that I have the means to do it, this puts matters in a different perspective.
    One Dior Girly bag […]

    Diarrhea is yellow

    Wednesday, July 21st, 2004

    Know what I hate more than anything else in the world?
    People who break promises.
    And people who fong fei kei or are more than 10 minutes late.
    When I was younger, people who broke their promises to me caused me to produce tears out of anger and have problems such as constipation.
    Now, at age 19, it does […]

    I could have danced all night…

    Monday, July 19th, 2004

    Argh!! Fucking Internet explorer had to die and be shut down!!!
    WHy did you have to do this to me?! Right after I typed out this fucking long entry, you had to shut down!!! Damn the devil to hell!
    Start again.
    *************************
    Oh happy day!
    I think yesterday was a day that I’ll never forget.
    My parents wanted to […]