High resolution
January 6th, 2009Disclaimer: I am not dating Kenny Sia contrary to what some people think. If you think so because of my last post where I posted the picture of him and me in my fake wedding dress, I was actually going to say he was my dad giving me away at the church wtf but I decided not to because only Fat Her is my true dad.
So no I am not seeing him even though he is a very nice and funny person. The End.
I forgot to say in my previous post my New Years resolutions!
I never make resolutions. Because I usually forget them after the second day *shifty eyed
And I always think that if there’s something to change about me I don’t have to wait until the New Year to change it.
But this time I dunno why I decided to make resolutions (probably because I never keep the ones I make in the middle of the year anyway)
So! This year I resolve to:
1. Lose weight wtf.
I dunno la! I think I’m an okay size right now. But my face looks so fat in pictures you wouldn’t believe it. I am losing my jaw just like Ooib it’s the Ooi sibling Fat Jaw curse I am so not used to this I never looked fat at any angle before! So I must leave some margin for error.
But quite hard now because every time I’m faced with a plate of food all resolve flies out the window and I tell myself “my diet starts tomorrow” wtf.
Or like today I had Macdonald’s twister fries and I had to try so hard not to eat up Ai Ping’s fries as well. Achievement that I managed to eat only my own wtf.
But I am considering going jogging or badminton with Jam. And you know I am serious because never in my life have I willingly said “yes I will exercise” the last time I went to the gym (2 years ago) I rolled around on the mat for a while and then hung outside the squash courts and watched idly while the players ran about panting.
2. Be kinder.
I think I’ve forgotten how to be kind anymore:(
I’ve gotten numb to the sufferings of the world because of all the cheats and liars out there. Like the monks who stand in pasar malams and beg for money.
HAHAHA Jam told me once this monk went up to her friend to beg and the friend plopped a packet of nasi lemak into his bowl because that’s what you’re supposed to do isn’t it! You can only give the monks food… I think money is not allowed in the monks code of honor or something.
But the monk was clearly a fake monk because he got angry and threw back the nasi lemak at him hahahahahaahahah
And once I think we were in Lorong Selamat in Penang eating when this beggar on crutches came up to us and asked for money. He was very old and pitiful looking so Fat Her gave him some money.
He said “thank you” in a very soft and weak voice and proceeded to hobble away slowly.
All of us watched in pity at him walking away slowly when suddenly he straightened up, put his crutches under his arm and marched off WTF.
And then near my workplace there’s this stupid woman who pretends to be blind and comes to our table when we’re having lunch to beg.
Clearly we know she is not really blind because even if there’s a maze of chairs stacked between her and us she’ll manage to manuever around them and arrive at our table safely. Dunno maybe unless she has like supersonic hearing like a bat wtf can hear the sound waves echoing off the chairs or something wtf.
So with all these people around how are you expected to keep your trust and charity! But I think the world needs more charity and kindness in it so that’s my second resolution for the year.
Maybe that’s the Aquarius in me talking? I heard Aquariuses are very weird and eccentric wtf but want to do good for the world or so Fat Her says.
Speaking of Aquarius my birthday is coming up!
And I asked my parents to get me this since I’ve been away from home for my birthday for 4 years:

I am so easily satisfied should have asked for a nice handbag wtf.

OHOHOHOHO it’s a laptop cooling table! Dunno what it’s called just simply make things up.
You know you put your laptop on it and there’s a fan underneath so it cools off your computer?
And it’s Hello Kitty!

Also got a mouse also Hello Kitty no more using stupid touch pads yay!
I love them thank you Parents!
I was so happy with them that I cleaned my room wtf so my room would look nice and match with my mouse and laptop >.>
















































